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Latest revision as of 01:40, 5 October 2020


Welcome to Nocyclopedia, Anonymous,
the obscure media-free encyclopedia that anyone can go insane.
178 articles in English (Engrish in the past and other languages like French and Ruski)

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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

Did you know?

  • ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
  • ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... tennis isn't just a game?
  • ... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
  • ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
  • ... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?

In the news

Trump impeached, Christmas cancelled
"I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas," Trump laments.

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