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Latest revision as of 01:40, 5 October 2020


Welcome to Nocyclopedia, Anonymous,
the obscure media-free encyclopedia that anyone can go insane.
178 articles in English (Engrish in the past and other languages like French and Ruski)

Today's featured article

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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

Did you know?

  • ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
  • ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
  • ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
  • ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
  • ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
  • ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
  • ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
  • ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously?

In the news

Trump impeached, Christmas cancelled
"I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas," Trump laments.

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