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<div style="font-size:1.6em">Welcome to [[Nocyclopedia:About|Nocyclopedia]], [[Special:MyPage|{{USERNAME|Anonymous}}]],</div><div style="font-size:94%">the obscure [[content-free|media-free]] encyclopedia that [[you|anyone]] can go [[Special:UserLogin|insane]].<br>[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles in [[English]] ([[Engrish]] in the past and other languages like [[:fr:|French]] and [[:ru:|Ruski]])</div>
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Latest revision as of 01:40, 5 October 2020


Welcome to Nocyclopedia, Anonymous,
the obscure media-free encyclopedia that anyone can go insane.
178 articles in English (Engrish in the past and other languages like French and Ruski)

Today's featured article

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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

Did you know?

  • ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
  • ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
  • ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
  • ... that Alexander isn't really that Great?
  • ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?
  • ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
  • ... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

In the news

Trump impeached, Christmas cancelled
"I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas," Trump laments.

On this day

Picture of the day

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