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Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

Did you know...

  • ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
  • ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
  • ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
  • ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
  • ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
  • ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?

In the news

Trump impeached, Christmas cancelled
"I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas," Trump laments.

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