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<div style="font-size:1.6em">Welcome to [[Idiotpedia]], [[Special:MyPage|{{USERNAME|Guest}}]],</div><div style="font-size:94%">the obscure [[content-free|media-free]] encyclopedia that [[you|anyone]] can go [[Special:UserLogin|insane]].<br>[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles in [[English]] ([[Engrish]] in the past and other languages like [[:fr:|French]] and [[:ru:|Russian]])</div>
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Latest revision as of 01:40, 5 October 2020


Welcome to Nocyclopedia, Anonymous,
the obscure media-free encyclopedia that anyone can go insane.
178 articles in English (Engrish in the past and other languages like French and Ruski)

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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

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  • ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
  • ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
  • ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
  • ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?

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