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<div style="font-size:1.6em">Welcome to [[Nocyclopedia:About|Nocyclopedia]], [[Special:MyPage|{{USERNAME|Anonymous}}]],</div><div style="font-size:94%">the obscure [[content-free|media-free]] encyclopedia that [[you|anyone]] can go [[Special:UserLogin|insane]].<br>[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles in [[English]] ([[Engrish]] in the past and other languages like [[:fr:|French]] and [[:ru:|Ruski]])</div>
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<h2>Did you know?</h2>
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<div style="text-align:right; clear:both">'''[[Did You Know|Archive]]''' {{·}} '''[[Nocyclopedia:DYK submissions|Suggest new entries]]'''</div>
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Latest revision as of 01:40, 5 October 2020


Welcome to Nocyclopedia, Anonymous,
the obscure media-free encyclopedia that anyone can go insane.
178 articles in English (Engrish in the past and other languages like French and Ruski)

Today's featured article

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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

Did you know?

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  • ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
  • ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
  • ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
  • ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
  • ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?

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