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<div style="font-size: 162%; padding: .1em;">Welcome to [[Idiotpedia:About|Idiotpedia]],</div>
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<div style="top: +0.2em; font-size: 95%;">the [[content-free]] encyclopedia that [[Special:UserLogin|anyone can go insane]].</div>
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'''[[Did You Know|Archive]]''' &ndash; '''[[Idiotpedia:DYK submissions|Suggest new entries]]'''
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<div style="text-align: right;" class="noprint">'''[[IdiotNews:Main Page|UnNews]]''' &ndash; '''[http://feeds.feedburner.com/idiotpedia Podcast]''' &ndash; '''[http://tinyurl.com/itunesuncast Subscribe via iTunes]'''</div>
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Revision as of 21:18, 22 October 2019

Welcome to Idiotpedia,
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From today's featured article

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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

Did you know...

  • ... that the classic fairy tale Hansel and Gretel was blamed for hundreds of accidental deaths involving elderly women being pushed into ovens by children? (Pictured)
  • ... tennis isn't just a game?
  • ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
  • ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
  • ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
  • ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
  • ... that in 2001 George W. Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act, which forbids soldiers in Iraq from leaving their children behind?
  • ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?

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