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Revision as of 15:05, 10 February 2020


Welcome to Nocyclopedia, Guest,
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... with 60% less catchphrases.

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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

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  • ... that "crack" is the hood's most effective diet pill? (Pictured)
  • ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
  • ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
  • ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
  • ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?

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