IdiotNews:IdiotNews will now only write about sports

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Thursday, October 31, 2019

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IDIOTNEWS HEADQUARTERS -- Due to a new policy that doesn't make a lick of sense, IdiotNews is now only allowed to write about sports. Yep. Sports. Not Trump. Not movies. Not Greta. Not highbrow, critically-acclaimed, award-winning dramas like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, or NBC's brand new reboot of Small Wonder. Not old ass directors of highbrow films pissing on more recent commercial fare. Not droll viral shit I see trending on slow news days. Not Florida Man shit. Not crap I made up randomly because I was bored. Sports. Sports and only sports. And since I don't know shit about sports, I have effectively been fi[red. A new Idiotpedia user, MJ23, will take over IdiotNews indefinitely. Or at least until we realize that nobody gives a shit about sports. - Ed]