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~ Oscar Wilde


Welcome to Idiotquote, a free compendium of nonsense from people who love you beyond your wildest imaginings, creative works in every language except for non-English ones, including sources (which don't exist), translations of non-human growling and barking noises, and handy links to Idiotpedia for further disinformation. The only English version of Idiotquote has, uh, several pages so far, with numerous quotations and quite a few insults to your intelligence, too! Please visit the page for the helpless, or experiment in the Litterbox, to learn how you can edit any page, right here, right now, despite your well-established mental imbalance. Or, just go to the Log in page to log in or create a user account and forget all of this ever happened.


Random Quote of the Millisecond
When I invented the internet, I decided I wanted things to happen sort of randomly, and for it
to be, you know... fun. So at the same time, I invented wiki admins.

Al Gore

Note: We are currently in the process of developing a new policy for selecting the "Random Quote of the Millisecond" using black magic. Since all randomly-selected quotes are instantaneously deleted by our patented Automatic Kwote-Killer Bot as soon as you read them, there is no archive. Be further confused...

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Dead people

Aristotle - Arthur C. Clarke - Winston Churchill - Noel Coward - Charles Darwin - Albert Einstein - Benjamin Franklin - Thomas Jefferson - Sun-Tzu - Mark Twain - Voltaire - Oscar Wilde - Nostradamus

Non-people

Anonymous - Jesus Christ - Cthulhu - God - Swedish Chef - Yoda - Captain Oblivious

Literary works

Hamlet

Miscellany

Quote Market - Russian Reversal - Epitaphs - Last words - Deep Thoughts - Mnemonics

 

Writing articles

Manual of Tackiness - Ignorable Policies - How to ruin a page - Help (sort of) - !!

About the project

About page - The Tragic History of Idiotquote

In other languages

Dumbass - Gangsta - Pirate - Obfuscata - On Wheels!- Wanted Idiotquotes


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None at this point.


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