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Help:User access levels

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Based on Help:User access levels on Wikia
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Unregistered users are scum.

Different users have access to different functions of the site. While anyone can view articles on Idiotpedia, there are certain technical restrictions imposed at each level of the user hierarchy.

Anyone

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Unfortunately, some unregistered users are shameless vanity whores.

Unregistered users (commonly referred to as IPs, or soulless vanity whores), have the ability to:

  • Shit themselves laughing at any of the material here on Idiotpedia
  • Edit unprotected pages
  • Create pages (but not user pages, or any user talk page but their own)
  • Create an account (thus providing them with a soul)

Logged-in users

Automated list: Special:ListUsers

After creating an account and being delivered a courteous yet impersonal welcome, logged-in users can:

  • Create pages
  • Upload media files
  • Maintain a watchlist
  • Customise how they see Idiotpedia using Special:Preferences.

Creating an account is free, and only requires a username and password (but we still recommend you donate, or the site will eventually be forced by Jimbo Wales to make you pay for membership).

Autoconfirmed users

Logged-in users who have made ten edits on idiotpedia.miraheze.org without getting banned are given the 'autoconfirmed' user right after four days.

These users can move pages, do CAPTCHA-triggering actions without having to wade through the tedious CAPTCHA process, edit semi-protected pages, and move pages and files.

emailconfirmed users

A user with a confirmed email address can enable email messages from other users, and can request lost passwords in the event of gross stupidity or a hacker accessing their account and changing the password thus immediately preventing them from using it.

Confirmed users

Just like autoconfirmed users, but an explicit user group that can be added by an administrator so you can do the cool things without jumping through the usual hoops.

Flood

Flood users are like bots except that it's a right given to regular users who are being spammy and you can take it off if you have it.

Rollbackers

Users in the Rollback group have the ability to automatically revert vandalism edits back to the most recent non-vandalized version. Revisions can only be manually undone one at a time, but rollback will undo all edits of a single user at once, reverting the page to the last time someone else edited it. Rollback doesn't magically detect vandalism, so it must be used with care in order to avoid accidentally removing legitimate edits.

They can also patrol your edits and have their own edits patrolled automatically, and move pages without leaving a redirect, ain't that somethin'?!

Rollback is given out by the administrators if you ask nicely (provided you have shown yourself to be a good contributor) or sometimes is given out without asking, in recognition of good work. Abuse of the function will usually result in it being revoked and/or some kind of plague.

Autopatrolled

Normal users that have their edits patrolled automatically. Since this doesn't actually grant the user the ability to do anything extra admins will simply assign it to users that frequently make excellent edits.

Thumbsucker

Users in the thumbsucker group are people with the ability to view deleted page histories and revisions, information that is only available to them and the administrators. Although able to view this text, they cannot restore or delete pages. Useful to editors that want to re-write pages that have been deleted due to sucking. Abuse of this group to say copy paste articles without actually changing them will result in thumb removal, both in the usergroup and literally.

Administrators

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Administrator traits include rage and bitterness.
PMS is a common side affect of adminship.
Main article: Beginner's Guide/Acceptable admins
Automated list: Special:ListUsers/sysop
Active Admins: ID:AA

Administrators (also known as Adminses or Sysops) are the glorious shit waders of Idiotpedia. They are the ones who keep us safe from vomit-inducing content and irritating fools.

Administrators can:

  • Ban you, if you disrupt the site, they are displeased with you, or if they are bored (true!)
  • Unban you, if feeling merciful, or if you have bitched to another admin about "abuse"
  • Huff (delete) pages that are embarrassing, unfunny, or compromise national security. They can also delete all the pages recently created by a single person if that person was bad enough.
  • Hack up pages that may have been wrongfully huffed by a fellow admin suffering from PMS
  • Restrict editing or moving of a page to autoconfirmed users or other administrators.
  • Quickly revert vandalism and other dickery using rollback
  • Edit pages in the MediaWiki namespace (the interface), which affect how the site is displayed.
  • Grant rollback and autopatrolled rights to you if you're good
  • Create and modify abuse filters to stop you from having too much fun
  • Change visibilities (hide or unhide) of revisions and log entries, such as their contents, edit summaries, and usernames via Special:RevisionDelete

This is a non-exhaustive list; see this page for a full list of granted rights for the administrator user group.

Bureaucrats

Main article: Idiotpedia:Bureaucrats
Automated list: Special:ListUsers/bureaucrat

Bureaucrats are administrators with the ability to:

Check users

Main article: Idiotpedia:Check user
Automated list: Special:Listusers/checkuser

Check users are special administrators that have been entrusted with the ability to spy on you and figure out what IP you use via Special:CheckUser so they know if you're a sock puppet. Just when you thought you were safe, they sneak up on you and you can't even see what they do unless you're one of them.

Note: all Idiotpedia administrators have the ability to use CheckUser by default, rendering this role unnecessary.

Sysadmins

Automated list: Special:ListUsers/sysadmin

Fire breathing monsters with the ability to destroy the world Idiotpedia, sysadmins are lazy, apathetic, and vengeful friendly, kind users who are here to help.

The abilities of sysadmins are not widely known, but Mongolian spies have determined that they can:

  • Do everything bureaucrats and check users can
  • Spawn administrators, bureaucrats, check users and other sysadmins (don't bother asking, you'll get banned)
  • Remove these rights when bored or feeling vengeful
  • Lock the database (preventing editing or log entries, which will cause all the Idiotpedia addicts to go completely mad until it's unlocked)
  • Hide log entries via Special:RevisionDelete